Life through my eyes......
Friday, November 17, 2006
It's FRIDAY!!!
Finally it's Friday.Why do I love this day so much?
I can't wait to sleep late tomorrow.
Drinks tonight at Edens Lounge with some of the blogger gang...looking forward to seeing you guys
I saw a woman truck driver this morning...get it BOOO LOL
Why must you wear white socks and black shoes that is not cute...even when MJ did it
I have to work out the kinks in my grad essay...my prof gave me some wonderful suggestions
I seriously need to get on it...cause I can't be no one's assistant the rest of my life
I miss my family...can't wait to see them next week
Turkey....ham....stuffing....here I come!!!!
Why am I trying to decide what I'm going to wear on the ride down there LOL....umm you never know who you might meet at the gas station :)
I brought some new clothes yesterday including some dress pants..you know I never seem to have enough of those.
I'll work on my essay next week while I'm home....this weekend will be spent chilling
I had a great lunch with B the other day...he's cool folks
He wants me to help him pick out stuff for his bathroom...ain't that cute
R thought I was coming over yesterday....nah boo that was the day before you should have answered when I called....I know you were sleep and when you called me back I was sleep so great
I don't like to interrupt the time he spends with his son so I just don't call when I know he has him....sometimes he gets mad....but hey when you want me to meet your kid then I know we're getting somewhere....till then you're only on friend status
I call my prof from college Boo and she always laughs at that...in her email to me this morning talking about my rough draft she signed it Boo Eby LOL...ain't that cute haha (long story behind why I call her Boo LOL)
I miss volunteering with those kids...I need to find something else to do
I love reading..this book is getting good. I think the daughter is sending the woman those nasty notes.
Why did I have a serious wedgy this morning and I don't pick my booty in front of people like some white folks do LOL (so I had to wait..boy shorts are not good all the time)
Kids these days don't know how to have fun..all they know is how to watch tv
I wanna go see Casino Royal this weekend maybe I can drag one of the new friends out to see it (yes there are two new ones now have to come up with nicknames for them)
Life is clearly what you make it......
Then again if you try to make it good and it turns into shambles does that mean you are a shamble LOL
Why have I had to pee like 4 times already and it's not even noon.
Joke of the Week:
A young man joined the Army and signed up to be a paratrooper. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day he called home to tell his father the news.
"So, did you jump?", asked the father.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane."
"Is that when you jumped?" asked his father.
"Uh, no, I didn't. The sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the plane."
"Did you jump then?" asked his father.
"I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump.
He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt."
"So, did you jump?", the father again asked.
"No!!! He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go.
Finally he called the Jump Master over.
The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot-five and 250 pounds.
He said to me, 'Are you gonna jump or not?"
I said, "No sir, I'm too scared.
So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took out his you-know-what. I swear Dad it was about 12 inches long and big around as a baseball bat!
"He said, 'Either you jump out that door or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass."
"So, did you jump?" asked his father.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???? THIS IS FUNNY!!!
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"Well, a little at first."
A young man joined the Army and signed up to be a paratrooper. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day he called home to tell his father the news.
"So, did you jump?", asked the father.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane."
"Is that when you jumped?" asked his father.
"Uh, no, I didn't. The sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the plane."
"Did you jump then?" asked his father.
"I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump.
He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt."
"So, did you jump?", the father again asked.
"No!!! He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go.
Finally he called the Jump Master over.
The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot-five and 250 pounds.
He said to me, 'Are you gonna jump or not?"
I said, "No sir, I'm too scared.
So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took out his you-know-what. I swear Dad it was about 12 inches long and big around as a baseball bat!
"He said, 'Either you jump out that door or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass."
"So, did you jump?" asked his father.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???? THIS IS FUNNY!!!
SCROLL DOWN
"Well, a little at first."
Have a great weekend!!!!!!
posted by Ms.Honey at 6:26 AM
18 Comments:
Lmao...joke was classic...perfect way to start a Friday. Maybe it's something in the air, because I'm feelin real good about today myself. For me to be awake and productive already at 1045a is a testament to that.
More friends...damn neeegeroe!!! It's like Mr. Roger's neighborhood over there. When's the baker coming through?? What about the King and Queen?? Hope your mailman isn't as creepy as that mofo...
Anywho, do you cause no one else holds a flame to it...do it do it do it do it...lol...
One.
that joke was crazy! lol
cant wait til tonight! we're going to get our par-tay on!!! lol
Diggz..what no Anonymous LOL?! I try to make ya smile on Fridays when you come to my page. Dang getting up early and being productive is a good thing...I won't be doing that tomorrow LOL..other than to watch cartoons...yes more friends..no baker can't afford to gain no more weight LOL...king and queen umm nah not them either but alice in wonderland said she might come through LOL...I do what I can :)
ttd..can't wait to see ya girlie and party it up I need some drinks for REAL!!!!!!
That joke was funny!
You and your "friends" boy! I am gonna be like you when I grow up!
Lol @ the joke.
I hate wedgies. I had one in a meeting yesterday and for 2 hours I could not wait to get to the bathroom to take care of it!
LOL @ the joke. Have a wonderful weekend!
I'm going to see that movie sometime this weekend too. It's one of the few I've been looking forward to this fall.
Boy shorts are always good. You should never remove a wedgy yourself. Have someone do it for you. ;o)
Have a nice weekend.
That joke was funny! Enjoy your weekned!
lady...girl sometimes it ain't even that deep LOL...they come and go (I just replace them quickly lol)
mizjj...girl that junk was bothering the heck out of me LOL
tcas..you too!!!
freaky...only you would say something like that LOL..I can't ask a homeless man to get it out for me..and I don't want just anyone's hands in my crack LOL...
luvin..have a great weekend too!!!
that damn joke was so funny I almost peed my pants laughing. have a great weekend.
Yeah Casino Royale that movies looks like the real deal..I can't wait to check it out.
ladyj....I cracked up when I read that too..one my girls who is in the military sent me that
mrslish..I know I loved layer cake (the guy who plays the lead from casino royal was in that)...check that one out too
I am in stitches over here. that joke was funnnnnty. I hate wedgies. Have a ball this weekend.
deep...I was cracking up to cause I wasn't expecting that type of ending....you have a wonderful weekend as well!!!! (I now see why getting wedgies ain't too fun LOL..cause I was dying LOL)
SURPRISE And yall heffas beter not forgot abut me Dec 8th....
I wanna see Dreamgirls next month dammit. that's the movie of my choice.
And uh, I HATE white socks with black shoes too!
Not a good look.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ok that was funny.
thanx for the laugh. :)
glad u're doing good...and having fun
You are so crazy Honey!!!
Hope your weekend was fun!!
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