Life through my eyes......
Friday, July 20, 2007
Umm No BOOBOO
I do not need you sending emails about me leaving when you clearly came to my desk after I thought there was nothing to do
I dont need you standing over my desk asking me how long is it going to take me to do something for a lunch meeting...BOO it's 9am WOW
Clearly I know my job and I dont need your assistance..if I didnt' then I'm sure that I would have be fired
Why are you even here staring at me like a dear in headlights
I come in early and you have a problem when I leave 5 to 10 min before I usually do..WOW get over it man
I clearly have been working here longer than you and yes you might be an attorney but I know what i'm doing....please believe that
I mean do you think I'm crazy..why do you need to come to my desk and tell me that you just sent me an email...UMM WOW I think I can read
If you're going to come to my desk and you see my head is down dont just stand there say something...cause you're gonna scare the pee out of me or either I'll see you there out of the corner of my eye and see how long your going to stand there until you say something...great.
Man it's Friday and you acting like it's monday..you know my facial expressions have a mind of their own on Friday....I can't help it that what you're saying doesn't make any sense I mean what do I look like I speak Alien..great.
How hard is it for you to make a copy..I mean come on.
Why does your office look like Fred Sanfords junk house..come on man
On top of that your hand writing looks like chicken toe scratch my nephew might be able to write better than that on a bad day
Just cause someone comments on my hair doesn't mean you have to as well...and why must you always ask how long did that take..I mean how long does it take for you to get yourself together in the morniing..clearly not long enough cuase every morning you come in here looking like you got hit by a bus and a amtrak train at that same time...WOW
On top of that did the squirrels do your hair or the rats..either way it's not a good look
Umm boo no one asked for your help and if you dont get your leper hands out of here infecting the world with your wheat allergy (which I think is a lie but that's just me)
If your Dr. says its inyour head it probably is....enough about that
You always intergect yourself in our conversations we are NOT talking to you...I mean how hard is that to understand..and then you make it hard to ignore you cause you call our name out all loud..for petes sake.
If you see me with headphones on dont linger either speak louder or wait till I look like i'm listening...great
Have a great weekend!!!