Life through my eyes......
Thursday, July 26, 2007
What's my name...
This got me to thinking about talking during sex. You know what I mean ohh yea this is sooo good, right there.....oh my god this is soo good LOL.
What cracks me up is that Hun never really talks and I tend to. That's how I know that what I'm getting is good cause I like to talk, moan or whatever you wanna call it. I asked him why he never really said anything his response was that it feels weird...well as time has passed during the almost year that we've known one another (WOW it's almost been a year) I've noticed that occassionally he will talk.
The other night while in the midst of it he says whose is it...of course not to break the motion in the ocean I respond with what I know he wants to hear LOL it's yours hahahahahaha why did I bust out laughing while I was typing that Ok ok let me stop. So anyway even though I said that while we're still doing the do, I'm thinking I wonder what he would have done if I said it's mine mannn lol..I take it to the doctor, I clean her up, I make sure she is presentable not you LOL. On top of that what if I said it's Jake's haha he pets her, he gives her want she wants you know takes her shopping or whatever LOL.....on top of that why ask whose is it...I never did understand that. I mean because you think it's yours are you gonna do more or do something different....probably not so why ask whose is it. On top of that sometimes I laugh while particiapting..not because I think he's horrible or not but most of the time cause either his facial expressions make me laugh or it's just that good that I laugh..well not really laugh just chuckle.....
On top of that I've come to realize that I love listening to music while handling my business...something about it just turns me on even more....just like taking a shower with my Hun....something about how the water hits him makes me want to dang on jump his bones...the horrible part is in our bedroom (lol well when i move it it will be ours) we only have a stand up shower so it's kinda funny LOL..anywho I love the soapy action and all that...sometimes I wonder if he thinks I'm too sexual LOL....cause I can get a lil carried away I mean not doing it outside or nothing (although I have had sex in public before) and I would do it in my back yard if I had a fence up at night....I mean what can I say I'm an explorator....if a guy didn't need a break afterwards I could probably go all night with just taking a couple of breaks in between of course LOL..cause a sista's legs will begin to give out hahahah
But what I do like with Hun is that he takes the time to make sure I'm ok....I have a pillow beneath my head LOL, my head isn't hitting the wall and when I ask him to do it the way I like it he does.....so if he saying that it's his makes him feel better and gets the job done I'll say it's his LOL
What's the craziest thing you've heard while having sex?
posted@10:09am
33 Comments:
Girl, that male ego is something. lol Gotta tell them what they want to hear.
Diva...LOL you know it.
ok so what if you man says tell them who's it is - lol im like who is them ?
LOL@ JUST ME!
Ok that was gonna be my comment. How bout that bullshy azz "whose is it?" question. Im like mine??? da hell? One of my homie's also said that she thinks talkin durin sex is wierd. Im like if you're not talkin what are you doing? I mean i got too much shyt goin on in my head so to sit there in silence while im gettin pummeled is so not cute! Im like talk or do something otherwise imma be doin bills, makin a list to return phone calls, at the mall.. lol! all while u thinkin u doin something..pls k!
JustMe...HEYYY CHICA!! I've missed you where in the devil have you been. I'd be wondering who them was too LOL
Durtymo...I have to talk like you said if we not talking then what the heck are we doing lol..watchin TV
LMAO….Girl…I don’t know…(I’m in Hun’s corner on this one)—as I too am not that big on making small talk while in the act of-- I mean handle ya damn bidness and if you still got some shyt to say/ask after the fact then get at me but um…not so much during.
That’s NOT to say I’ve never done it and I’m no stranger to the words ”whose is it” LOL but I gotta say the most annoying thing I ever heard while getting’ it in is “Say my name”
For what fool??? Don’tchu already know what it is.
Nah bruh…it ain’t even going down like that.
Don't talk to me (this is not the time to have a conversation), talk at me. If it feels good, let me know. I'm like a radio station, I take request. If you want me to do something different, let me know. Change positions, let me know. Customer satisfaction is job 1 and silence is a major turn off.
I'm with you Honey . . . I like having music playing as well.
I agree with organized noise. Complete silence is a turn off. I need some talking. Lol @ him asking who's it is. Why do they always do that?
I need some talking to not a conversation but a little "oh it feels good", "ride that". You get my drift. LOL
I like music to be playing too.
Organized..that's how I am I talk at you not to you I dont ask what bills need to be paid but I let ya know that your doing a good job LOL
MizzJJ..I have no clue LOL it took all I could not to laugh LOL..I know whose it is and if you dont then we have a problem.
TSG...LOL ride that hahaha too funny
i'm supposed to be paying attention during my mtg. and this post had me fighting to keep a straight face!
aahhh the "whose is it?" question. like you, i wanna say, it's mine, negro! i mean, whose else would it be. lol... but, you know, you gotta say what they want to hear.
one time i was giving this dude some "head therapy" and he had the nerve to ask, is it big? i'm not big on lying, but i had to that time! lol...
Gosh, we would be here all day if I ran down my list..lol..
BlkB...LOL I can just imagine you in your meeting with that oh my goodness look on your face..he should have known better not to even ask that LOL might get his feeligs hurt LOL
Sha...LOL hey I got time hahaha
okay,
why did I have to just skim most of that post--people are at work--you cannot be getting us all distracted thinking about men and things like that.
BTW
I'm sure you heard the rumors about Brian McKnight. Think they're true?
I love men who talk, moan and express themselves during sex. THAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN ON EVER!!!
But for some reason, I've never laughed during the act of sex. I think I'm too intense during that moment. I might laugh afterwards though.
HA.
I had one guy say to me during sex "your pussy is the perfect size for my dick."
UM WHAT?
I am with Organized Noise, don't talk to me...talk at me.
I love someone to say my name during the act. It just does something to me.
I can't think of any crazy at the moment :-(
The craziest "things" I've heard were:
Tell me about you having sex with ANOTHER guy,(while he and I were in the act)he said that turns him on..
Did you c*m yet, 2 seconds after he stuck his miniature cocktail(pardon the pun) sausage in.
*sigh*
This post made me crack the hell up laughin!
The craziest thing I heard was not words but a sound. It was a mixture of a howl and a groan. All I could do was laugh....he did as well, cause it just sounded wierd. He can't say that he didn't have great orgasm though. lol
I love, love, LOVE when a man talks at me when we're having sex. Especially when he's telling me what to do... whew! **clutching my pearls** I just can't do complete silence... it's an invitation for my mind to wander!
@ msrebecca . . . I know some guys who like to ask that question BEFORE sex (some kind of weird turnon. Motivates them to try to do it better than the guy she's talking about), but DURING?!?!?!?! I have to just scratch my head at that one.
Hmm, I loooove when a man talks at me too. And not in a very gentle soothing way either. I like when he's a little rude and *slightly* foreful. Ummm...okay, TMI...I'm leaving now LOL.
LOL I agree with Sha Boogie I could be here all day...
C.I loves music during too!!! Loves for *That Dude* to whisper in my ear too....YOWSER!
CI
lmao@some of these responses..
"dont talk to me"??? lmao
dude wanting to know about sex with someone else???? wth??
"did you cum yet???" ugh!
I love dirty talk...but it has to be done right and some men just don't have it, so for those guys, its probably best to not say much. But a guy that says nothing...no sound whatsoever...hmmmm, I'd just wonder about that.
For me...if it's REALLY good, I swear I become multi-lingual and just start speaking different languages. I can't control it. lol!
lmao @ durtymo
i used to didn't like "convo" during sex.. but now i love it! i dunno.. i dont think i ever heard anything crazy during sex.. some dudes really did think it was there's though.. i had to just be quiet to not hurt their feelings by saying MINE NIGGA! LOL.. but of course now, i always tell GTL it's his :-)
Ok, I'm a Brian fanatic myself, and I just posted about him yesterday as well, lol.
Mmmmhmmmm!
ahahahah...girl that's probably the only time I DON'T talk...I'm a listerner...hahah! I'd have to be kinda saused up in order to talk, but you KNOW they like to hear that...it's good for their ego, unless you say..."It's yours TONIGHT daddy"...hahaha!
This one guy started calling me a B-I-T-C-H during and I wasn't feeling that at all...lol, like "ok buddy, relax"..hahah!
lmao@JMW...smh too.. what the hell was he thinnnnnnnnnking?!
Ya'll are too crazy..I should say something crazy the next time I'm partaking in the act and see what Hun says LOL...I'll keep ya posted LOL..then again if you dont hear from me you can assume that he's thrown me into rush hour traffic LOL...i kid of course
*Writing down the name of that radio station website* because either that or your imagination did a number on this post. I was tickled pink the entire way through.
Oh, and "Make dat pu%%y talk, baby" is what I hear of late.
*Blushes*
Pro..AHHHHH LOL why am I in TEARS!!! What does it say to him LOL ok ok I kid lol
Lmao@ male ego!
Wow!!!
LMAO!!!
I needed a laff
THANKS!!!!!
I had a guy say "I love you"..but it we weren't that close to each other...it was akward..like I know I'm good in bed..but wow...
but I'm like you..I could go on forever but haven't found a guy who could keep up.
Can I Eff you in the Ass!
Talk about nails on the chalkboard!
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